"Grab Them Cakes" is the legendary collaboration between perennial pro wrestling fan-favorite Junkyard Dog and Vicki Sue Robinson, the singer behind the classic disco jam "Turn the Beat Around."
As seen above, the song received enough radio airplay to win JYD and Vicki an appearance on American Bandstand, with Rick Derringer on guitar and Cyndi Lauper on bass!
The song's lyrics reveal how JYD developed what he describes as a new dance, but is actually a flimsy excuse for him to place his hands on some fine booty. Throughout the song, Vicki repeatedly asks "Is that all you do?" as though she can't believe she doesn't have to do anything other than step to the left, step to the right, and then get ass-grabbed.
Before fancy graphics, coherent writing, and cultural sensitivity, the world was a badder place. Join us as we remember a time when having three frames of animation for your sprite was a luxury and the only requirement for rescuing the president from ninjas was being sufficiently bad.
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