Friday, July 19, 2013

Murder She Wrote Recaps: S1E14: My Johnny Lies Over the Ocean

On a cruise ship, Jessica Fletcher draws a killer out of hiding with a extended fake drunk routine in which she acts less like an inebriated old woman and more like Yoda from The Empire Strikes Back.

Real Advice From Mr. T #8

"If you don't want to be a crazy coot, just study real hard and stay in school!"

That's So Punisher #9

Disintegrating thugs' knees with the Battle Van's hubcap plasma generators!