For all its jumping tanks, pause-powered grenades and mutated abominations, Blaster Master boils down to one thing: the love between a boy and his frog. It goes a little something like this:
Boy meets frog.
Boy taps on glass.
Boy loves frog.
Boy gives chase.
Frog gets first taste of freedom
Frog heads straight for radioactive waste left in boy's yard.
Frog grows to grotesque size.
Frog jumps down massive hole in deathtrap yard.
Boy finds super tank at pit's bottom.
Boy suits up.
TIME TO SHOOT STUFF!