The locals are terrified by what they believe is a swamp monster, even though within seconds they should have identified it as simply a floating tank with a spiked steamroller on the front.
|What's Turbo Doing on His Day Off?|
|Rambo does NOT like water moccasins.|
Rambo escapes and swims to the SAVAGE swampbase,
Rambo climbs to the top of the watchtower to confront Warhawk,
who pulls out a broadsword and cuts a rope, dropping Rambo through a trapdoor and into the area between the legs of the watchtower, which doubles as a prison cell.
Then they hang Rambo by his arms from a tree branch so that he's waist-deep in the water.
"If the crayfish don't finish you, maybe the leeches will!" Warhawk cackles before leaving. He does not have a functional grasp of which aquatic species are most deadly.
Nevertheless, the swamps crayfish and leeches quickly move in for the kill(!) before Rambo escapes, blows everything up, and makes it back to Uncle Oliver's shack just in time for dinner. On the menu? Crayfish stew!
|WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, CRUSTACEANS?|