Ross: I remember being really excited about this game when I was a kid and saving my money to buy it. Why? I have no idea. Disney Adventures in the Magic Kingdom wasn’t notably well reviewed when it came out, nor does it feature any recognizable Disney characters in starring roles. Nor did I take advantage of the “SAVE $5.00 when you purchase this game” offer advertised on the box. I guess when you’re a kid, sometimes you get excited about things for no good reason.
CAPCOM USA“Premier worldwide arcade game designer”This is your ticket to breath-taking Adventures in the Magic Kingdom!Join the exciting adventure as you search through the Magic Kingdom for the six silver keys that will unlock the Enchanted Castle. Use all your skills and resources to acheive your goal.*Answer Disney trivia questions to gain access to the attractions*Become the engineer of a runaway train in big Thunder Mountain*Race Autopia cars through a maze of obstacles*Don your sea-faring garb as you tangle with the swarthy buccaneers of Pirates of the Caribbean*Hurl yourself into the Black Holes of Space Mountain*Grab a silver key from the ghoulish inhabitants of the Haunted Mansion.What other adventures await you in the Magic Kingdom? You’ll just have to find out for yourself!
|Mickey being rude.|
|Mickey being very rude.|
|Mickey has some questionable friendships.|
|Mickey knows how to hook a brother up!|
|Now Mickey is making me feel uncomfortable.|
Five Silver Keys found, then this happens in the Haunted Mansion!!! Classic glitchy freeze up!! Too frustrated to continue. On a side note: I f'n hate the Pirate level!!! More to follow. Beer now.
Sounds really fun for the kid, right? Wrong! For some reason the fun rides that normally occupy the Magic Kingdom have been replaced with death traps full of homicidal pirates and other equally deadly objects. So this kid risks his life so that Mickey can start his parade and when you get all of the keys, Mickey thanks you and you don’t really get to see any kind of parade! What the shit is that all about. I expected to see one kickass parade for all of that trouble. Instead you get some lame-ass still frame of all the characters and the weird looking kid that helped them. Ross: the kid (you!) also seems to be thrusting his pelvis at the camera. Magic Kingdom my ass!!